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Banners, fic, graphics, a vid, and a few other things made for the Legendland Final Battle behind the cut.




Video: Kahlan



Writing Challenges

Create three book titles for the characters to read
Magical Meals: A Guide for Hungry Wizards

Hair Care On the Road: Keep Your Lock Lovely

100 Places to Visit in the Midlands and Beyond

Spin-off challenge fic. Pre-canon. The adventures of Verna and her retinue as they search for the young Seeker: Sisters of the Light

Picture prompt fic. At a ruined castle Zedd tells the story of a previous Seeker. Remembrance

Previously posted
All in a Day's Work
Turning the Wheel
From Battle 19, now posted to AO3 The Usefulness of Magic

Book Challenge
I wrote the text, alenyarose created the graphics and put the book together
The original link posted by aleynarose: http://imgur.com/a/0gJ51
Click thumbnails for full size versions









Graphics

Text icon challenge:
Favourite quote Least Favourite quote Unmemorable quote:


Icon Challenge:
(I don't remember if where I posted these and I doubt anyone will want them so have a screencap)


And, posted previously, Cara icons

Love bar


"Big Bang" theme "favourite"

3 x picspams
favourite season 2 episodes

favourite minor characters and guest stars

favourite screencaps




Song Challenge Change the lyrics to two songs making them LotS-centric

Original Title: Poker Face
Original Artist: Lady Gaga
New Title: My Agiel
Lyrics:
I wanna ride with you upon a noble steed
Work hard, fight hard, play hard, Mord'Sith loyal to Lord Rahl (you know it)
With my 2 Agiels I will always have your back
Fighting gars or if the Sisters of The Dark attack

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
In my leathers you know I look hot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
In my leathers you know I look hot

[Chorus:]
I'm Mistress, I'm Mistress
Mistress Cara, so don't forget it
(I slap any who dare sass me)
I'm Mistress, I'm Mistress
Mistress Cara, so don't forget it
(I slap any who dare sass me)

M-m-my Agiel, m-m-my Agiel
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-my Agiel, m-m-my Agiel
(Mum mum mum mah)

I'm gonna serve Richard a hard pair we will be
Confessor, Wizard, s'pose we make a sexy team (It's ok)
I serve the Seeker now, so Darken better flee
I don't need magic to bring a man to his knees, knee


Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
In my leathers you know I look hot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
In my leathers you know I look hot

[Chorus]

It's my duty to love Lord Rahl
If you don't like it
It's just tough, don't have a huff
I'm not lying, I'm so real you won't believe you're feelin'
It's like a shot to the heart, one kiss
You'd be mine, just give me a chance
Won't regret it, no regret
Check me out cause I'm marvellous
[Chorus x3]

[x3]
M-m-My Agiel, my-m-my Agiel
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-My Agiel, my-m-my Agiel
(Mum mum mum mah)


Original Title: Gaston
Original Artist: Beauty and the Beast (Original Soundtrack)
New Title: Darken
Lyrics:
Darken:
Who does he think he is?
That Seeker has tangled with the wrong man!

Egremont:
Darn right.

Darken:
No one threatens Darken!
Mocked! Attacked!
Publicly humiliated! Why it's more than I can bear.

Egremont:
More bathing Mord'Sith?

Darken:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Egremont:
Who you? Never! Darken, remember you're Lord Rahl!
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Darken
Lord Rahl should not be so sad
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Darken
Even though some say you're bad
There's no D'Haran who's as worshipped as you
Lord Rahl is the cream of the crop
The Mord'Sith all live in service to you
Of the heap, it's you at the top

No-one's great as Darken
No-one hates like Darken
No one wears velvet robes quite as well as Darken
There's no other man in D'Hara
Who broods as well as you do
You're so sexy, well ask Mistress Cara
In fact all the Mord'Sith will tell you it's true

Egremont and Mord'Sith chorus;
No one rules like Darken
Crushes fools like Darken

Egremont:
No-one's hair is as incredibly smooth as Darken's

Darken:
It's true I'm both deadly and so attractive

Egremont and Mord'Sith chorus:
My, what a man, that Darken
Give five hurrahs
For Master Rahl

Egremont:
Darken is the best
The best by far

Mord'Sith chorus:
No-one rides like Darken
Switches sides like Darken

Egremont:
If he wants it, he gets it, that's our guy, Darken

Castle Guards:
For there's no one as clever and cruel

Darken:
You flatter me, please, do go on

Egremont:
Over all us, forever, he'll rule

Darken:
That's right! Better than me there can't be anyone

Mord'Sith chorus:
No one beats like Darken
No one cheats like Darken

Egremont
In a screaming match nobody howls like Darken

Darken:
I'm so great at casually executing!
(draws finger across throat) Woosh!

Mord'Sith Chorus:
Well done, Darken!

Darken:
The rightful heir to this kingdom am I
The Seeker shall soon end up dead
Should fratricide be on his mind, too, then why
I'll ensure he kills Walter instead

Mord'Sith Chorus:
Oh, ahh, wow! My what a man, our Darken!
No one glares like Darken
No one cares like Darken

Egremont:
The Seeker he ought to beware of Darken

Darken:
I use red in all of my decorating!

Mord'Sith Chorus:
My what a man, Darken!

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And on that cracky note, that's an end to Legendland, barring the possibility of a reunion. And I'm still sad about it. And given the state of LJ these days, even I'm beginning to wonder if it's time to give up on it too.